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COBRA: Hey, who would play you in a movie?
ME: What movie?
COBRA: The movie of your life.
ME: What's it called?
COBRA: It could be called anything, it doesn't matter.
ME: It matters.
COBRA: Who would play you?
ME: I don't know, I'm not casting it.
COBRA: Can I cast it?
ME: It's not up to me, it's up to the exec's. I didn't even know this movie was being made. I obviously have no creative control. Who would you cast?
COBRA: Sarah Silverman.
ME: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
COBRA: Really?
ME: You got the job!
COBRA: ...But it's not up to you, it's up to the exec's.
ME: Screw the exec's!
Then we broke out our team awesome dance routine.