Sometimes I need a good ridiculous conversation to really pick me up.
I am not going to bother with a lead in, it's better this way.
Cobra: See, now if I were to have a child with this espresso machine, I wouldn't care if we weren't together...
Me: As long as you could have a cup of coffee every now and then...
Cobra: Haha, I don't drink coffee, but thats not the point.
Me: Well that's why you wouldn't care if you weren't together. You didnt even appreciate her when you had her.
Cobra: THE POINT is, if we had a child and we weren't together I wouldnt care. But I would care if my kid didn't live with me.
Me: He'd have your hair.
Cobra examines the machine.
Cobra: Haha what are these tubes?
Me: Fallopian tubes. Apparently she is a child bearing machine.
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