On a Friday afternoon...mid conversation...
Jimmy: ...My God, at first I thought you were going to write: "I tweeted RIP Columbo before he died." haha
Laurie: Hahaha that would have been awesome.
Jimmy: You would have been my little 'Angel...of death', haha
Laurie: RIP Jimmy's Joke.
Jimmy: It's this sort of negativity that's bringing down the group! And by group I mean me.
Laurie: The group of writers in your head?
Jimmy: It's quite a creative team, really. I keep them sharp by feeding them a steady supply of coffee crisp chocolate bars and LSD flavored Kool-Aid.
Laurie: Is the team hiring?
Jimmy: Always! The turnover rate is pretty high, haha.
Laurie: One of my writers was offended by something the other writers had me say. She wants to leave and I told her I'd see what I could do for her cause she is really good - could loosen up a bit - but her material is solid. I'd like to get her in where I know she would be given a chance and the opportunity to grow.
Jimmy: What line offended her?
Laurie: The one about having an abortion shower, and the various games, food and gift bags involved.
Jimmy: Haha.
Laurie: She drew the line at 'abort the fetus from the donkey'. My writers room is completely male now, but I have an offer out to Sarah Silverman so fingers crossed!
Jimmy: Are you saying that you have an entire room of guys inside you right now? Should I be jealous?
Laurie: Oh don't worry, it's completely professional. These guys could never get laid.
Jimmy: That's how it always starts, then the orgy commences unexpectedly...
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